Monday, June 16, 2014

How I Answer Rudely to People with these Questons:

1. How are you?
           I'm bored. Don't you dare make my day even worse.

2. What's up?
          Wait let me check. (after 30 seconds) It's the ceiling, don't worry I checked twice.

3. Are you sure?
          Yes, I'm sure. What do you think I am? Some kind of lunatic?

4. What are you doing?
          Probably breathing because I don't want to die.

5. You wanna hang out?
          No, I'm not a monkey, sorry about that. Maybe you should hang out with a real monkey, because maybe your a monkey too or  another kind of ape.

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