1. How are you?
I'm bored. Don't you dare make my day even worse.
2. What's up?
Wait let me check. (after 30 seconds) It's the ceiling, don't worry I checked twice.
3. Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure. What do you think I am? Some kind of lunatic?
4. What are you doing?
Probably breathing because I don't want to die.
5. You wanna hang out?
No, I'm not a monkey, sorry about that. Maybe you should hang out with a real monkey, because maybe your a monkey too or another kind of ape.
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